A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.