Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...