Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...