Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...