How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...