Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...