The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...