What did the maggot say to another?
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If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
He’s drunk at the bar
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Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...