Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...