Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...