Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...