Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...