Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...