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What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
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Insult Collection #15
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Why do they put strings on tampons?
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Man, the Lawn Mower
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Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
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