A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...