If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...