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|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.