Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...