What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...