Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...