It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...