Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...