Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...