Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!