Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...