The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...