Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...