A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...