How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...