Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...