A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...