Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...