Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!