Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...