What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...