Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.