A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.