Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...