lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...