I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...