Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!