Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve