I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...