Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.