I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Women seeking men
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Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
SOTALLY TOBER
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Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...