Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...