User song and music
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Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Valentines, Redneck Style
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keep flies out of the kitchen
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Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...