Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...