Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...