Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...