A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...