George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...