Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...